Fake Sharpie Tactical Marker Is Made For Stabbing

February 25, 2015


This is the already funded Indiegogo campaign for Pointe Tactical Markers. At first glance they look like regular Sharpies, at second glance you've already been stabbed. The Pointe comes in two styles: the snub-nosed "concealed" version that still looks like a Sharpie even with the cap off, and one that that leaves no mistake it was clearly made for gouging eyes out. Both are made from hardened stainless steel spikes, and cost $25.

Meet the Pointie: a practical, tactical, concealable self-defense and survival tool. Put simply, it's a hardened stainless steel spike inside of a familiar marker body. The Pointie can be used as a glass breaker, a backwoods hiking tool, and anything in between. Except as a writing utensil. It won't do that.

So the next time some would-be mugger demands all your money, just tell them you'll write them an I.O.U., then GET TO STABBING. That's what I would do. Granted I'd probably pull out the wrong Sharpie and wind up drawing a crude penis on their face while they shoot me, but at least I tried.

Keep going for their product launch video.

Thanks to BBQ, who agrees the best defense is a strong offense. Plus footage of all the other team's plays. Back me up, Bill Belichick!

  • Jeff

    Great one more thing I need to be aware of as a court security officer because every dumbass will think it's ok to bring it into a secured building!! I get making money but really what a dumb idea!!

  • Ed

    This one actually writes. Isn't metal, and costs 1/3.


  • Because the police love concealed weapons.

  • Philip Zook

    stabbing pens, all the cool kids have them

  • Konstantin

    I wonder if they can be thrown. They looked like they might be nicely balanced for it.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    In my house, someone needing a pen will borrow it. Oh, gee, no ink... into the trash it goes.

  • Bling Nye

    I feel like they reeaally missed a golden marketing opportunity by not calling it the "Stabbie"...

  • Jenness


  • Fred Willerbun

    Yah, this guy is awesome right up until someone stabs a baby on an airplane... then... he becomes a dick.

  • Dustin Lee Manners

    "the cap comes off for like, no reason." -Sterling Archer

  • The_Wretched

    So much easier to clean up than a regular sharpie. I'll need several.

  • Ramuran

    I want one that has a chisel tip blade so it can be potentially useful for daily things, too.

  • Chaz Gomez

    A real ninja would just use the sharpie as it normally is...

  • Closet Nerd

    "Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing. Ha-hah!"


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