Did Not Need To See: What It Looks Like To Get Your Belly Button Removed

February 26, 2015

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Note: Picture above unrelated (it is a belly button though). Actual pictures of the removed belly button being held in front of the scar and the navel hanging out in a jar HERE.

This is a picture of a recently removed belly button. I'm not sure why you'd want to remove your belly button if you didn't have to, but I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. "Because you can." That's what I was afraid of. I don't really like my belly button, but not enough to get it removed. Still, it's weird looking and super deep. Like, I can easily fit my index finger in there down to the last knuckle. Plus it never stops bleeding. You know, I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a recent stab wound and not my belly button. "Yeah, belly buttons aren't usually on your side." Drive me to the hospital?

Thanks to PYY, who agrees all those classical paintings of Adam and Eve are inaccurate because Adam and Eve shouldn't have belly buttons because they weren't born.

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