Did Not Need To See: What It Looks Like To Get Your Belly Button Removed

February 26, 2015

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Note: Picture above unrelated (it is a belly button though). Actual pictures of the removed belly button being held in front of the scar and the navel hanging out in a jar HERE.

This is a picture of a recently removed belly button. I'm not sure why you'd want to remove your belly button if you didn't have to, but I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. "Because you can." That's what I was afraid of. I don't really like my belly button, but not enough to get it removed. Still, it's weird looking and super deep. Like, I can easily fit my index finger in there down to the last knuckle. Plus it never stops bleeding. You know, I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a recent stab wound and not my belly button. "Yeah, belly buttons aren't usually on your side." Drive me to the hospital?

Thanks to PYY, who agrees all those classical paintings of Adam and Eve are inaccurate because Adam and Eve shouldn't have belly buttons because they weren't born.

  • iamn0one

    did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

  • Ollie Williams

    Fictional irrelevance.

  • craig37f .

    Not sexy.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Sometimes in cosmetic surgery, when they remove all those skin flaps they remove the belly button with it and make a new one after that. But that pic sure is weird as it seems like they just removed it for apparently no reason. Too lazy to check the original context.

  • MustacheHam

    I feel this is kind of an insult to one's mum. :(

  • Bruce Wayne

    " Yeah I want perfect wash-board abs, so can you remove my belly button?"
    "You can, perfect!"

  • Jenness

    Why would....*thinks and ponders* Ok, so they have a terror of belly button lint and / or have some weird hate thing going on with their mother and literally want to 'cut all ties' and even the symbol of the ties that used to bind. I smell a horror MOVIE PLOT! Yeahhhh......

  • Emmitt Morgans

    This must be the most serious 'Kyle XY' cosplayer EVER!

    Playin' for KEEPS!

  • Ollie Williams

    What. The. Fuck.

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