Custom Star Trek Airbrushed Shaggin Wagon On Craigslist

February 25, 2015

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Note: Two pics after the jump contain horribly airbrushed alien nipples, proceed at your own risk of work/school boner.

This is the custom airbrushed Star Trek themed 1978 GMC G15 "boogie van" recently up for sale on Craigslist by some dude in Vancouver who was clearly tired of getting laid all the time. The $10,000 van's exterior is completely covered in sub-par Star Trek themed airbrushings, and the red velvet interior includes a bed, sink and mini-fridge for all night boning sessions. Still, those alien titties crack me up. That's the thing about REAL alien boobs -- they don't look like a human's. I don't know how that got started, but alien breasts are COMPLETELY different looking than ours. Trust me, some of the aliens I've been with had boobs that didn't even look like boobs at all, they looked like penises! "Pretty sure you got tricked." Yes I realize that now.

Keep going for a bunch more shots, including one of the fit-for-a-king interior.

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Thanks to Robby, who is already sketching his custom Guardians of the Galaxy shaggin' wagon.

  • captaindash

    The back door looks like a guy about to punch a naked lady in the face with a 5 pound dumbbell.

  • Stannis

    It would've been better if it was TNG. That's the only thing wrong with it.

  • Andyman7714

    Set phasers to pun.

  • Andrew Newton

    To boldly go where no woman has ever gone before.

  • your all just jealous of this van

  • Bling Nye

    To boldy go where no woman condom has ever gone before.

    FTFY

    Because chloroform.

    Not that that van screams rape or anything... it just sort of mumbles it under its breath in between heavy panting and inhaler hits.

  • Bling Nye

    Party Spock is in the house tonight. Everybody have a logical time.

  • TheDR

    Oh my...

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