Whiskey Bullets ($45) are pieces of milled stainless steel in the shape of bullets that you put in the freezer, then add to your favorite sipping drink to chill it without dilution. There's nothing really special about them compared to the other carved rock and metal drink chillers on the market except they're shaped like bullets and look cooler in your glass. Will I bite one between my teeth and tell my cat I'm tired of living? Yes. Will she care? No. Will I accidentally swallow it? Probably.
Keep going for a couple more shots in case you haven't decided whether or not these are the bullet-shaped drink chillers for you (I say just use some live ammo, f*** it).
Thanks to Luis, who chills his drinks the old fashioned way: not giving a shit and and just drinking it warm like a man. Shit, microwave it for a little, why not?