You Know, Just a Giant Spider Robot w/ Snakes For Legs

January 21, 2015


Come on -- you can kick harder than that! What is this, an 8-and-under kickball league?

This is a video from the apocalypse-hurrying jerks at Carnegie Mellon's Biorobotics Lab of a hexapod spider bot with modified robot snakes for legs. You know, because you can never pack enough terrifying into one package. I'm surprised they also didn't give it some demon wings and shark jaws. Except instead of teeth they're all syringes.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Bear, who actually does shit where he eats because he's a bear, and that's what bears do.

  • S.M. Archer

    Skynet invaded my nightmares.... What a dick.

  • Spleenal

    What's he pushing and pulling it so much for? Don't make it angry dude, it'll jump on your face.

  • shashi

    /humans destroy nature
    /humans abuse animals
    /humans create robots
    /robots destroy humans
    /robots save animals
    /nature wins

    Good luck everyone - i'll see yall on the other side (in the mean time im gonna get a couple of these and make me some robo-skates)

  • Harley Mann

    This is a precursor to Dr Octopus, I fucking guarantee it.

  • Bryan Cuddahy

    I'm sorry but you're retarded if you think a hexapod is anything like an arthropod.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You will never know the touch of a woman.

  • Bryan Cuddahy

    Haha... troll. I'm taking my woman to see Dada Life soon. This hippie gets down.

  • Kim Thomsen

    It's not a spider, they have 8 legs.

  • n_a_a_s

    shit I feel bad for that thing, 6 bulky legs protruding from what looks to be a 5 & 1/4 floppy drive with that cord sticking out of its ass. They didn't give it a face for a good reason, its only crying on the inside

  • James Mcelroy

    needs more legs, and maybe some pinchers/claws.

  • Beanhimself

    He's going to regret kicking that thing.

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