The Belfie Stick: The Smartphone Stick For Butt Selfies

January 8, 2015


Fun for all ages?! This product should be 18+ only! Also, that guy has no ass and it looks like his butthole is trying to eat his jeans.

The Belfie Stick is allegedly a real product you can pre-order for $80 that helps up your ass-selfie game. Personally, I don't have an ass-selfie game. The stick clamps onto any smartphone and has a Bluetooth enabled controller so you don't have to rely on your camera's timer to take a picture. I imagine it's equally well suited for artistic shots of taints, ballsacks and hoo-has. Personally, I've never taken a picture of my ass, but that's only because I bent over naked in front of a full-length mirror once and peeked at it between my legs and I did NOT like what I saw. I swear it winked at me.

Thanks to Laura, who informed me they'd have to turn the Hubble Space Telescope around to be able to take a picture of my ass anyways.

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