The Belfie Stick: The Smartphone Stick For Butt Selfies

January 8, 2015


Fun for all ages?! This product should be 18+ only! Also, that guy has no ass and it looks like his butthole is trying to eat his jeans.

The Belfie Stick is allegedly a real product you can pre-order for $80 that helps up your ass-selfie game. Personally, I don't have an ass-selfie game. The stick clamps onto any smartphone and has a Bluetooth enabled controller so you don't have to rely on your camera's timer to take a picture. I imagine it's equally well suited for artistic shots of taints, ballsacks and hoo-has. Personally, I've never taken a picture of my ass, but that's only because I bent over naked in front of a full-length mirror once and peeked at it between my legs and I did NOT like what I saw. I swear it winked at me.

Thanks to Laura, who informed me they'd have to turn the Hubble Space Telescope around to be able to take a picture of my ass anyways.

  • S.M. Archer

    I. there's just too many can't evens in my feels department right now. Words are losing meaning. I...where's my gun. Rampages must start.

  • nanCY

    And on the website, all the photos they have were shot by someone else! Why not show the photos that it CAN take??!!

  • Jenness

    You went to the website?! OMG nanCY stop encouraging them!!

  • Neith
  • Neith
  • Jenness

    hahahah I love these comics

  • Tidybear

    It's about time they made this.

  • Ollie Williams

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • shashi
  • Ah man... they gotta invent this shit right after me and my girlfriend break up. This could have easily kept us together.

  • the antagonist

    Ah, the wand of narcissus!

  • Jenness

    I want to meet the people who would buy this and slap them in the face.

  • the antagonist

    I want to meet the people who would buy this and slap them on the ass.

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