That A Prison Tat?: Ass-Awful God Of War Kratos Tattoo

January 23, 2015

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Nailed it.

This is the God of War Kratos tattoo some poor schmuck got on his calf. As you can see, the artist responsible probably shouldn't be giving tattoos. Or giving anything for that matter. I wouldn't even trust a handjob from somebody with so little talent and hand-eye coordination.

Thanks to SlasherScott, who wonders how a person could even sit through getting that whole tattoo without ever taking a peek and realizing it's probably better to just cut your losses and ask the artist to stop where they're at.

  • It would make a great ice cream truck God of War popsicle.

  • mateo10

    dude, i just got a good laugh out of that one

  • Huck PS

    Kerterrs - Gerrdaverrrr!

  • ODwanKenObi

    Looks on point.

  • Clampity

    Sotark, God of Derp

  • Justin Dailey

    "Hey you guys!" - Sloth...from God of War.

  • S.M. Archer

    Drops bottle of gin, "Hey. hey Tommy! You still got that tattoo kit?!?" "Wha, ummm yeah brah I think so." "Let's ah, lets ah tat me up with the God of War from that game! Cause I'm like sooo him!" "Dude!! Yeah you are!! Lets do this!!" 30 drunken minutes later. "That's fuckin sweet bro!" *High fives each other*. The next morning, hang over setting in "ahhhh Tommy! WTFUCK BRO!" *Stabs Tommy in the eye*

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