FINISH HIM: Gruesome Mortal Kombat X Gameplay Trailer

January 14, 2015

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In there's no way my mom will ever let me play that news, this is the official gameplay trailer for the April 14th release of Mortal Kombat X. SO MUCH BLOOD. Heads getting split open, arms being ripped off -- you name it. My God, I can't wait for a friend to get this and invite me for a sleepover. Will there be pizza and soda? You bet your sweet ass there's gonna be pizza and soda! Maybe even a nudie magazine or two pilfered from my friend's dad.

Hit the jump for the classic video games breed violence argument.

Thanks to Goro, who is awesome at hugs.

  • shashi

    why does this trailer only show violence against men and mythical creatures? That's racist!
    "no dumbass its sexist"
    haha you said ass
    "and sex!"
    errr no thanks, i think of you as more of a friend
    "im your internal monologue idiot. Here look, im gonna put your hand on your groin"
    AAHHHHHH stranger danger

  • Luciano

    "only at GAME"? wth does that mean?

  • grimbldoo

    "PEGI 18"? what does that mean?

  • Jason

    Sick

  • Johnathan

    Fataltastic.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Fucking GORO!!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Ew! What a horrible thought, I would never fuck Goro... O_o

  • Ghost Pirates

    But just think of the fisting he can do!

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