Noooooo, Say It Ain't So!: Skymall Files For Bankruptcy

January 23, 2015

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In heartbreaking news for anybody who's ever needed to find a place to hide a booger without the passengers next to them noticing, infamous purveyor of shit/crapola Skymall has announced it's filing for bankruptcy. Apparently people discovered you can shop on the internet. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.

"With the increased use of electronic devices on planes, fewer people browsed the SkyMall in-flight catalog," [Chief Executive Scott] Wiley said.


The increase in the number of airlines providing Internet access "resulted in additional competition from e-commerce retailers and additional competition for the attention of passengers, all of which further negatively impacted SkyMall's catalog sales," he added.

Ahahahhahaha, I was right. I mean, of course I was right, it's just a weird feeling. Why order from Skymall when you can order from Amazon and actually buy something you're going to use? Now I'm no air marshal, but I do carry a fake plastic badge and flash it at the stewardess while I demand free drinks. Shortly after I usually get to meet the real air marshal.

Thanks to Michael K, who was hit so hard by the news he took the rest of the day off.

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