People Experiencing Virtual Reality P0rn For First Time

January 27, 2015


Note: Video is relatively SFW, but audio isn't because people say a lot of dirty words when they're describing their experience. Best watched on your phone under the covers before bed tonight.

This is a video of a bunch of folks demoing some virtual reality p0rn for the first time. Apparently the program isn't interactive, but you can look around in every direction like at your partner's face, or their privates. Me? I would close my eyes and try to pretend I'm having real sex. You know what the worst thing about immersive virtual reality p0rn is? It's like masturbating with a blindfold on and earbuds in -- you won't even know when your roommate gets home and sees you. Plus in my mind they brought company over.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Waiter, who took my order then disappeared. Seriously, I haven't seen him in like 40 minutes and I could use a refill on my root beer.

  • Ultor Corporation

    Geekologie Writer,

    Thank you for your interest in the Ultor Virtual Reality Set. Unfortunately the Zombie Lin porn you requested (on no less than 2,000 times) does not exist, nor will we be making anything like it in the foreseeable future.

    We have sent the Johnny Gat body pillow (with vibrate function) and the Shaundi 'peek-a-boo' lingerie.

    Thank You,
    Ultor Corporation.

  • snebes

    I think you have GW confused with The Superficial Writer. What about Velociraptor porn?

  • That Guy

    Dane Vogel, is that you?

  • swiing swing

    Are you that guy?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    How do they record this?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Do you want the long answer or the short answer?

    It doesn't matter, they're both the same: FISH EYE LENS!

    If the videos were a full 360 degree immersion, though, they'd need multiple cameras and have to stitch the video together with software afterwards.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I thought it was something like google street view car.

  • Meh

    Yeesh porn always dictates the market. I see this going wide on hacked stuff.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Hacked? Why would anything need to be hacked?

    They're just video files that play through a Virtual Reality video player... I mean, I *imagine* that's all they are.

    I wouldn't know.

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