You know what the best part about soup is? You can still eat it even with no teeth. That will come in handy when we're all 400-years old. You know what the worst parts are? A lot of times it's too hot, bland, and it's easy to spill. Plus it's not a steak. This is the Nessie Ladle designed by OTOTO and available from Animi Causa ($16). It makes it look like there's a little cartoonish Nessie swimming around in your soup pot. Plus it's functional! I'd have to say of all modern mythical beasts, I think Nessie is my favorite. Followed by Bigfoot, Santa, and the Bogeyman. Most people don't like the idea of a Bogeyman living in their closet, but I'm pretty desperate for a friend right now. Plus like, every night could be a sleepover.
Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the best soup isn't found at Souplantation, no matter that their radio ads might say.