You had me at Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
Because dino homoerotica is all the rage these days (a rage I 100% started by the way), this is a series of dinosaur and mythical beast homoerotica published by Chuck Tingle (who may or may not have taken his name from the map-selling fairy in the Zelda universe) and available for download via Amazon Kindle. Obviously, I just sped-read them all and now I'm sitting at my desk with a blanket over my legs like Franklin D. Roosevelt trying to pretend it's because I'm cold and not because I have a boner. God, could somebody turn up the heat in here! *phone ringing* Hello? Oh hey, boss. "GW? It's 74-degrees. Stop reading dino erotica at work." They're on to me!
Thanks to Tiffany S, who knows quality literature when she sees it.