More Dino Homoerotica Available On Amazon Kindle

January 29, 2015

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You had me at Space Raptor Butt Invasion.

Because dino homoerotica is all the rage these days (a rage I 100% started by the way), this is a series of dinosaur and mythical beast homoerotica published by Chuck Tingle (who may or may not have taken his name from the map-selling fairy in the Zelda universe) and available for download via Amazon Kindle. Obviously, I just sped-read them all and now I'm sitting at my desk with a blanket over my legs like Franklin D. Roosevelt trying to pretend it's because I'm cold and not because I have a boner. God, could somebody turn up the heat in here! *phone ringing* Hello? Oh hey, boss. "GW? It's 74-degrees. Stop reading dino erotica at work." They're on to me!

Thanks to Tiffany S, who knows quality literature when she sees it.

  • CheriDunston

    For shits & giggles I looked to see if they really are real. Here is a Kindle description for Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker.

    "Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brother's wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water.

    When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... And asses!"

    Sounds legit to me.

  • Joey Svitek

    What the actual fuck?

  • the antagonist

    Kindle download? No thanks. I wait for the *Hard*cover, if you know what I mean.

  • Jenness

    If I was a betting girl I'd say "34+ sized font, double spaced, comic sans serif font" and the words "You're a big gay idiot for buying this." on the last page of each e-book.

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