This is a video of performance artist Lindzee Poi (of eye-melting ring illusion fame) swinging two poi around. Obviously, he would be your best friend at a rave. But probably make a lousy roommate. Dammit Lindzee, what did I tell you about swinging those things around inside? You're gonna break the television! And do you know what happens if the TV is broken? "You can't masturbate to Cinemax after you think I've gone to bed?" Haha, what?! Just try to keep it down in there, okay?
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Thanks Lindzee, now work some flaming chainsaws into the mix and you've clenched a spot in my neighborhood stunt spectacular.