Note: Still sick as hell, bear with me.
Because bookworms are a hardcore bunch, somebody hacked a road sign in downtown Los Angeles late last week with the message, 'READ A F***ING BOOK'. And while reading is fundamental, reading while driving is considered dangerous and shouldn't be attempted by anyone but professional drivers on closed tracks while filming car commercials. But seriously, pick up a book sometime. Look at me -- I'm reading one right now! "That's an upside-down takeout menu." You don't know what you're talking about.
Keep going for the uncensored version. It has a big bold dirty word!
Thanks to FL, who agrees the books are 1. coloring and 2. picture, in that order.