It's Eating My Son!: Sweet Jaws Themed Baby Bed

January 6, 2015

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This is the Jaws themed baby bed built by sculptor Joseph Reginella for his friends who were expecting a baby. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Pretty awesome. You know what kind of bed I had as a kid? None, I never slept -- I've been awake my whole life. On my fifth birthday my parents explained, over cake and ice cream, that I'm a warlock. Now I live in the woods and make potions. One time I even made a sleeping potion and tried it on myself but it didn't work. I really can't sleep. Or get a boner that DOESN'T last longer than six hours. It's a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse though if I get called to the chalkboard to solve an equation in magic class.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to lilco, who agrees the coolest beds are hammocks on tropical islands.

  • S.M. Archer

    That kid is gonna be scared for life. Either that grow up with a weird sexual obsession with sharks. "Listen girl, I want you to hold my pet shark while we have sex." "what? no, no that is not a metaphor for anything, I really want you to hold a shark." We'll hear about it on the news.

  • Ramuran

    To the people saying that he's going to develop phobias, or that he's afraid of the shark... He's an infant... He doesn't even know what a shark is yet. He's crying because he's an infant.

    Not to mention, it's not at all a terrifying shark. This kid may grow up to be a marine biologist because of this.

  • they're going to need a bigger baby.

  • Jenness

    I think the picture of him crying in terror is a bit "WTH parents?!"

    Obviously the 'artiste' is lamenting the loss of his friend and hates the baby for ruining the friendship. Called it!

  • MustacheHam

    aww, that's actually quite qute...a bit scary though.

    hmm...well at least it's not as scary as Homer's homemade baby bed for Bart.

  • Patrick

    this poor kid is going to have some serious mental issues or phobias when he gets older.

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