Guy Spends $35,000 Renovating Home Into Kitty Paradise For His 18 Cats (Wait -- Did That Say 18?)

January 27, 2015


Note: Post originally appeared February 18, 2014 but, SURPRISE, the internet is full of recyclables today and I'm the recycling man. No, no I'm not, but I will look through your garbage for anything that will help me steal your identity.

These are shots of the Goleta, California home of a man who dropped $35,000 renovating the house to better suit his 18 cats. I mean, cool, but if I'm dropping $35,000 on home renovations for cats you better believe it's to build them their own apartment in the backyard.

Custom tunnels, walkways, ledges and even a spiral step complete with a climbing pole were installed in an effort to house a collection of kitties that started at one and grew to about 18. With a central location and specialized ventilation for all of the litter box action, the home really does have everything that a cat enthusiast might need- along with plenty of entertainment from the creative use of built-ins and thoughtful spots for cats to utilize.

Admittedly, if I were a cat I would probably want to live there. I'm not a cat though, I'm a human. Meow meow meow meow meow. "What was that?" Um...nothing? *licks butthole, scratches couch, purrs* "Oh my God, you ARE a cat!" No, but I am a chick. Jk jk, but sometimes I do dream I'm one. This one dream I had over the weekend -- I wish you could have seen my tits, I was so PROUD of them. They were like, full D-cups with star-shaped nipples. Well, one was a star, the other was a three-leaf clover. "You sure they weren't Lucky Charm marshmallows?" No I am not.

Keep going for a bunch more shots and a video of what a wealthy cat-gentleman's house looks like.







Thanks to Jezz and Richard O, who have spent over $6 in upgrades for their ant farms.

  • this is an amazing amount of work. Very creative.

  • Catherine Doo

    I applaud this animal lover's creativity and passion. This person (and hopefully his partner) show jovial committment to keeping their cats and themselves entertained. All I can say is WOW and thanks for sharing your "Room without a Roof"!

  • MaryAnna Stose

    This is actually kind of beautiful. I only have 1 cat so it's be total overkill for I am having trouble finding a job so I couldn't afford it anyway.....but down the road I would like to do a few things for my cat. Like some of the shelves and something for her to lounge on in a couple windows. She's a sunbather so I think she'd like it......thanks for the ideas!!!

  • Carla Shellenberger

    And yet many of the house plants I see in these pictures are toxic to cats.

  • Worth.

  • BethT

    All I can see are plants everywhere that 18 cats are going to love knocking over. I'm thinking maybe they're fake and screwed to the shelves?

  • Kats5dogs

    With all the crap people spend their money on, even if the writer feels its ridiculous- I say good for him- the home is beautiful.

  • Tena Gaunce

    Love it, I have 7 cats if I had the space and money I would do the same.

  • TempUserName4

    Toxoplasmosis is one hell of a drug!

  • $6892867

    Screams I'm Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • Korosi Norbert

    He has 18 pussies tho

  • Vlad

    Someone doesn't know how to set a continuous wallpaper..

  • chryster

    ....why are there no cats in any of these pictures?

  • barbaracatron

    I counted eight!

  • Deksam

    All this will add to the house's resale value, I am sure... NOT!

  • GreyMatter

    The old "cat lady" would love it!

  • Deksam

    Oh I could imagine that would be true, but try and tell a realtor where to find an old cat lady with the money to afford such a home, Now that would be a trick!

  • Richelle Howes

    That's awesome! XD And 4 Monitors?!!! Someone either works from home and multitasks a ton or has 4 boxes his WoW accounts XD

  • drew wilson

    look again, five monitors lol

  • Richelle Howes

    Oh damn! You're right!! 5 boxing ftw then XD

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