This is a video of Howe and Howe's Minirip all terrain vehicle. My God, what I wouldn't give to run over a pile of my enemies with that thing. The looks on their faces when they see me coming, now that -- that's the sort of thing I daydream about. Also, that I'm tiny and swimming in a melting ice cream sundae. Then I cramp up from eating so much and have to hang onto a giant cherry so I don't drown.
Keep going for a video of the mini-tank in action.
Thanks to Marc B, who's convinced seeing such a sweet-ass ride plowing through the woods would even lure Bigfoot out of hiding.