Girl Catching Piranhas By Hand With Piece Of Raw Meat

January 8, 2015


This is a video of a Brazilian girl catching piranhas by dangling a piece of raw meat in the water, waiting for the piranhas to bite it, then tossing them in a bucket. A fairly solid technique. That plank she's standing on? Not very solid. What's the opposite of something that's solid? "A gas?" What is this, chemistry class? That was a bad answer, now give me that apple of yours -- it's mine now. "It's a pomegranate." What is this, botany class? I said bring it to me, and make it snappy. "But I broke my femur, I'm on crutches." Does this look like anatomy class to you? No, this is sex ed -- now toss me the fruit so I can get back to teaching the kids who actually care about learning about boners and what all you can do with them. Thank you. Now class -- who here can tell me what causes morning wood, and is it something I should tell my doctor about?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Mario, who wants to know why all the piranhas at the pet store always seem to be missing one eye.

  • Ed

    They catch them to eat?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yes, they taste good. I have fished them before and you can take them out of the hook with your bare hands, I was bitten when one of them dropped and I tried to catch it. Nothing serious though.

  • MustacheHam

    Some folks make hair cutting sheers from their jaws.

    The More You Know♒★

  • MustacheHam

    The bonus that they're stuffed with meat. :D
    Now you can batter and fry up these tasty little guys.

  • S.M. Archer

    This chick has more balls then any man I know. My self included. That hurt to say a little.

  • shashi

    Look at how these savage animals will fight each other for scraps...
    ...although, to be fair, they don't know any better.

  • megaluis15

    i was equally entertained by your writing on this one GW! story just kept delivering!

  • captaindash

    So they don't get the meat, AND they have to suffocate? That's a double whammy. I wonder if the piranhas dangle iphones to lure little Brazilian girls into a net they keep under da sea.

  • Diego Rodrigues

    Piranhas are really underpaid here, so they can't afford to use such bait.

  • captaindash

    They don't need money, they just need to catch one girl with an iPhone and off they go.

  • Bobba_Fett

    Thumbs up if you were hoping for a little more Brazilian and a little less Piranha

  • Diego Rodrigues

    If you knew the other meaning of "piranha" you would like a little more of it haha

  • Bobba_Fett

    Slow clap to standing ovation

  • The_Wretched

    Standard pre-swim procedure is to clear the water hazards.

  • shashi
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