Funtional Fashion: A Multi-Tool Worn As A Bracelet

January 27, 2015

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The Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool (available this summer) is a 25-function multi-tool worn around the wrist or penis like a bracelet. It has a bunch of screwdriver bits and box wrenches, as well as a cutting hook, glass breaker, and bottle opener. Gotta have a bottle opener. Otherwise how you gonna open all those beers when you're out in the woods? What if a bear offers you a cold one and you don't have a bottle opener? That might make him angry. And then what are you gonna do with an angry bear on your hands? "Wrestle him to death." GOOD ANSWER -- we should go camping sometime. You carry all the heavy stuff, I'll bring the s'mores and nudie magazines. "Wait -- why do we need nudie magazines?" To trade the bears for honey! Also, the only tool I need is *pointing down at pants* right here. "Your penis?" God no, that thing's useless, I have a Swiss Army Knife in my pocket.

Keep going for a video about the thing.

Thanks to Joseph H, who doesn't need a multi-tool because he carries a toolbox everywhere he goes. Me? I'm a fanny pouch kinda gal.

  • G-man

    Need tool to make stuff now!

  • The_Wretched

    I feel more butch just having seen it.

  • Fred

    Looks good except now when you lose the toothpick and tweezers the thing won't fit round your wrist anymore...

  • Jimmy

    Yeah, the only thing this is good for is tearing all the hair off of your wrists/arms.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    A little unclear on how to actually use it. I'm assuming if you fold it down, it becomes rigid enough to actually double as a handle?

  • ODwanKenObi

    That video made me FEEL like I need this now.

  • Samshel

    *Functional

  • Tyguy

    Looks....stabby.
    *watches bad promo....yep, stabby

  • RollDdice

    Or is it ... stab-alicious?

  • Tyguy

    It could also be that, I suppose

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