Clogged Arteries Are The Best Arteries: KFC's Chicken-For-A-Bun Hotdog

January 26, 2015


This is KFC's Double Down Dog, a hotdog with a fried chicken for a bun and drizzled with a cheese sauce that looks like mustard. Obviously, they blew it by not adding chili and diced onions. I would still eat one. Unfortunately, they've only been introduced to South Korea and the Philippines so far, with select restaurants only making 50 a day. That is not nearly enough. Not even for me. You know how many hotdogs I've eaten in a day before? Guess. "Ten?" Six. "Then why wouldn't 50 be enough?" Because I have friends. "Good one." Fine, because I like to pretend I have friends.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best hotdogs are my armpits because they smell like chili-cheese dogs with extra onions if I don't shower for a day.

  • Meryl Ann Batara it's bad, it's just a soggy hotdog slathered with mustard placed on top of a piece of fried chicken fillet.

  • Zirthran

    "Meat Is The New Bread"

  • I've already got the ambulance on speed dial. I'll sign the goddamn waivers... just get this in my face already!

  • MustacheHam

    This is an unusual relationship between two meats.

  • I love an unusual relationship between two meats - it's the best way to spend an afternoon.

  • Guest

    KFC mission statement: “To sell food in a fast, friendly environment that appeals to pride conscious, health minded consumers” Just sayin'

  • Xockszky

    If any of these deliciously indulgent foods were made available
    in the west, people would flip their shit about the "evil corporations
    promoting obesity and death", and stupid shit like that. You can blame
    those people for fast food restaurants rarely having such awesome items like this.
    But on the other hand, a lot of people here have no self control whatsoever, hence the existance of restaurants such as the "Heart Attack Grill" where having no self control and purposely turning yourself into a morbidly obese pig is celebrated, simply because it's a "GAWD GIVUN' AMEIIRICUHN RAAIGHT!!!!!". People should be able to eat whatever they want, but people should also have self control.

  • n_a_a_s

    chicky dogs, hamstubizerker (hamburger stuffed pizza wrapped in bacon within another pizza)...... I've stuffed a few chickens with dogs, brats, dinomeat (had to try it) & shredded pork year ago, FU KFC!

  • Jason

    but how do they bend the chicken

  • Guest

    why are the best fastfoods never in the country that's best known for the stuff!? >:(

  • Riz

    It's about balance: you get diabetes from bad diets and fast food or measles because of parents who do not believe in vaccinations who shop at high end grocery stores... Find your center grasshopper and nom on!

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