This is the $128 (plus $62 shipping) Super Gorone Desk designed by Thanko. It can be used to hold your laptop upside-down in bed, as a regular laptop stand, or a TV dinner tray. I suppose it could also be used as a makeshift kissing booth. I remember in college several guys in my dorm designed rigs to be able to hold their laptops above their loft beds they could masturbate in comfort whenever their roommate was out of the room. Speaking of -- one time I was walking down the dorm hallway on my way to class and I look into my buddy Davey's room, and there he is at his computer, just fapping away at 9AM on a Tuesday. He was so into it he didn't even know his door was wide open with people constantly walking by. That still blows my mind to this day.
Keep going for a couple more shots of the possibilities and a video of the desk in action.