AHAHA, You Are So Dumb: How Not To Use Tow Straps

January 22, 2015

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This is an almost-hard-to-believe-somebody-is-really-that-stupid video of some idiot who thinks the right way to use tow straps to pull a stuck vehicle is to make sure there's a lot of slack ("I've got 30-feet of strap"), then slam the truck in reverse as fast as you can. Obviously, the results are very pleasing to us, the viewer. The guy filming it seemed to enjoy it too. Man -- stupid people. It just sucks they exist in real life too and not just Youtube videos.

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  • Jake Anderson

    To be fair there are snatch straps, they are an elastic nylon that you are meant to use some speed with. https://www.youtube.com/wat... he could well have been using one of those. That being said, he went too hard methinks for a first run.

  • Brent Turcotte

    to funny time to learn about pressure and then pull gently what a idiot.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I do believe that young man was the OBGYN that helped my wife deliver our baby. Only took 3 seconds!

    (...took a bit longer to fish out the baby's body though...)

  • Jenness

    EwwwWWWWWwww

  • JJtoob

    He pulled out like he didn't want t he other truck to get pregnant.

  • Singlecell

    It seems the issue is more that the strap was attached to his plastic bumper rather then the technique he was using.

  • JJtoob

    But the technique didn't help.

  • Kaizer Chief

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • I could watch videos of shitty tow jobs all day.

  • Just realized that changing the spelling of "tow" really changes that whole statement.

  • Matt

    this is why you dont give kids big ass trucks that they cant handle

  • Andy Green

    He almost ripped the other truck in half! Certainly didn't do it any good!

  • Sean Lally

    "That's what you do with these straps, you just go."

  • Jeremy Tilton

    "No..."

  • JJtoob

    Honestly the "no" was the most hilarious part. Dude just can't admit he fucked up.

  • Xankar

    At least it worked.

  • archer923

    We gotta pull this guy out! Let's floor it and not care about our car!

  • MustacheHam

    That was hilarious.

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