PROTIP: Ramp up the volume and prepare to thrash.
This is a video of two women cooking shrimp in less than a second with some sort of shrimp-shooting air cannon, breading/egg wash blasters, and a fireball. I don't even know what they're selling, but you better believe I'm on the internet trying to buy it. Also, if more parents learned to cooked like this I bet kids would spend a lot more time at the dinner table and less time holed up in their rooms playing video games.
Hit the jump for the worthwhile video.
Thanks to Joshua, who told me he had ramen for breakfast. Not sure how I'm supposed to use that info.