World's Largest Truffle Could Sell For Over $1-Million

December 4, 2014


Seen here looking like some sort of fossilized dinosaur testicle, the world's largest white truffle hangs out and relaxes before going up for auction next week. The truffle, which was unearthed in Italy by Sabatino Truffles, weighs 4.16-lbs (1.89-kg) and experts (because there are truffle experts) estimate it could fetch over $1-million. All proceeds from the sale are going to charity, because apparently not everyone in the world are @$$holes. Everyone in my apartment building, absolutely. *banging on ceiling with broomstick* I SAID STOP F***ING STOMPING AROUND UP THERE. YOU SOUND LIKE A CLUBFOOTED ORC DOING ZUMBA. Also, I think somebody's been stealing all my Christmas catalogs because they're too big to fit in my mailbox and the mailman just leaves them on top.

Keep going for a shot of a guy holding the thing for a better idea of its size.


Thanks to Jenness, who's saving her money for the world's largest artichoke heart. Heck yeah, eyes on the prize.

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