So, you got invited to a friend's ugly Christmas sweater party. Ask if you can bring a plus one (I'm trying to meet new people). Then order one of these Ugly Christmas Suits from Shinesty and be the talk of the party. And not just because you brought a stranger who's riffling through the presents under the tree, but you should have known better than to invite me. This is why I don't have friends. So, are you going to win the ugly Christmas sweater contest?! No, because this is not a sweater. You were disqualified.
Thanks to BBQ, who agrees it's only a matter of time until there's ugly Christmas lingerie.