This is an already funded Kickstarter campaign for two (one raw, one painted) Krampus themed beer steins. $48 gets you the raw style when they ship next May, and $60 the painted version. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I want, which is why I just did Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe, but got distracted by a coworker halfway through and lost track. So now I'm just going to close my eyes and point at one. *closes eyes, points* Dammit, I forgot to open my eyes before I stopped pointing. New plan: I'm gonna throw a dart over my cubicle wall, and, if I hit someone, I get the painted one. *SCREAMING* Meh, I think I'm gonna get the raw one instead.
Keep going for several more shots and the Kickstarter video.
Thanks to Miles and Saint Nick, who agree the real spirit of Christmas is punishing all the kids that were bad that year.