After years of being treated like a second class citizen by smoking jackets, the Drinking Jacket has decided to rise above and claim its rightful place in society. Currently an already funded Kickstarter project, the Drinking Jacket is an $85 zip-up hoodie with all kinds of handy drinking features. I could mention them all, but it'll be easier for the both of us if you just look at the picture. Heck yeah, I've always wanted an I.D. and monkey pocket. You know how hard it is to keep track of your monkey when you're wasted and talking to giraffes? So, what's your favorite feature of the jacket? Mine's that it keeps my nipples covered. People laugh whenever they're not covered because they look like snowflakes. "Wait, are you...?!" Yes, I am Santa's son.
Thanks to Casey S, who I suspect has something to do with the project and should be able to put in contact with the guy who invented this thing so we can sit down and see who really deserves the title of professional drinker.