RIP: Frank And Louie, The Oldest 2-Faced Cat, Dies At 15

December 8, 2014

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Seen here with caretaker Marty Stevens during better times, Frank and Louie, the world's oldest known Janus cat (named after the two-faced Roman god Janus, the god of beginnings and transitions, who had one face looking to the future and one to the past), passed away late last week from cancer at the age of 15. You know, because cancer doesn't even even show mercy for a cat that was already born with two faces. Cancer, you're a real piece of shit, you know that? Rest in peace, Frank and Louie, I heard it's all Fancy Feast from here on out.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who agrees a Janus cat would make the perfect pet for Man-E-Faces from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

  • Jenness

    I watched the video and then got grossed out by how she had to constantly wipe the slime off the face. But still, she loved them, it, not sure because she referred to both cats as one so it's weird.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    By doing a little of research I found out that only the face is duplicated but the cat still have only one brain. This is not a case of conjoined twins instead it is a facial malformation.

  • TempUserName4

    The calming sound of a collective sigh of relief.

  • GirlFromSpace

    Cancer is a piece of shit. You will be missed, fuzzy little friend-makers. <3

  • SONIA W Brooks

    I­­­­­'­v­­­­­­e s­­­­t­­­­a­­r­­­­t­­e­­­­­d e­­­­­a­­­­­r­­­­n­­­­­­i­­­­n­­­­­g 8­­­­­­­­5 d­­­­­o­­­l­­l­­­a­­r­­­s ­a­­­­n h­­­­o­­­­u­­­­r s­­­­­i­­­n­­­c­­e i s­­­­­­t­­­­a­­r­­t­­­e­d f­­­­r­­e­­­e­­­l­­­a­­n­c­­­i­­­n­­g o­­­­v­­­­e­­­­r t­­­­­h­­­­­­e i­­n­­­t­­­e­­­r­­­n­­e­­­t s­­­i­­­­x m­­­o­­n­­­­t­­­­­h­­s a­­­­­­g­­­o... M­­­­­­­­­y j­­­­o­­­­­­b i­­­­­s t­­­­­o s­­­­­­i­­­­­t a­­­­­t h­­­­o­­­­m­­e f­­­­o­­­­­­r f­­­­­­e­­­­w h­­­o­­u­­­­­r­­s e­­­­­v­­­­e­­­r­­­y­­ d­­­­­­­a­­­­y a­­­­­n­­­­­­d d­­­­­­o b­­­­­­a­­­­­s­­­­i­­­­c w­­­­o­­­­r­­­k i g­­­­­­e­­­­­t f­­­­r­­­o­­­­m t­­­­h­­­­­i­­­­s c­­­­­o­­­m­­­­­p­­a­­­­­­n­­­­y t­­­­­h­­­­­­a­­­­t i s­­­­t­­­u­­­­m­­b­­­­l­­e­­d u­­­p­­­o­­­­n o­­­n­­­l­­­i­­­­n­­­e... I a­­­­­­­m v­­­­e­­­­r­­y e­­­­­x­­­c­­­i­­­t­­e­­­d t­­­­­­­o s­­­­­h­­­a­­­­r­­­­e t­­­­­­­h­­i­­s j­­­­­­­o­­­b w­­­­­i­­­t­­­­h y­­­­­o­­­­u... i­­­­­­t's b­­­­e­­­s­­­­­t s­­­i­­d­­­­e j­­o­­­b i e­­­­v­­­e­­r h­­­­­a­­­d
    -> RE­A­D H­E­R­E W­H­A­T I D­O <-

  • GirlFromSpace

    Shut up, meg.

  • yeah Meg.. Shut the intercourse up... your giving me hysteria by proxy... try to be a little more interesting...

  • GirlFromSpace

    haha...never heard "shut the intercourse up" before. I'll gladly start using that phrase now. :)

  • You could also say "shut the Cotius up" it makes "fuck look boring..." i.e. stop kids swearing... use more beautiful words to say the nastiest things..

  • MustacheHam

    RIP Frank & Louie ( ; __ ;)

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Shouldn't that be: ( ; __ ; __ ; )

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