Seen here with caretaker Marty Stevens during better times, Frank and Louie, the world's oldest known Janus cat (named after the two-faced Roman god Janus, the god of beginnings and transitions, who had one face looking to the future and one to the past), passed away late last week from cancer at the age of 15. You know, because cancer doesn't even even show mercy for a cat that was already born with two faces. Cancer, you're a real piece of shit, you know that? Rest in peace, Frank and Louie, I heard it's all Fancy Feast from here on out.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who agrees a Janus cat would make the perfect pet for Man-E-Faces from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.