Mysterious Ice Pancakes Floating Down Scottish River

December 19, 2014


These are the ice pancakes recently spotted in the River Dee near Lummels Pool, Birse. Experts suggest the pancakes were formed when pieces of foam froze in swirling eddies, then continued to grow as unfrozen pieces of foam stuck to the ice, and later froze as temperatures dropped during at night. Me? I suspect they're just leftovers from the river god's brunch. Remember: the simplest answer is often the right one.

Keep going for a couple more shots, then pass the maple syrup and let's have an eating contest.



Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he dumps waffles in lakes and makes all the ducks fat.

  • If you find a velvet paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa nearby, it's your ticket off this miserable rock.

  • o0THX11380o

    clearly these are frozen condoms, and I do not want to know anything more about it.

  • Jenness

    I'm just waiting for the global warming crackposts to give their cockamamie explanations for this

  • shashi

    I dont understand all the whinging and whining about the environment. "oh my tap water is on fire" and "oh the smog gave our kids asthma". They shouldn't have started a family if they didnt want their kids to get sick

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    It's gods teardrops. AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

  • Jenness

    *shifty eyes and then trembling voice* I said I was sorrryyyyy

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