Map Of The Average Visit Length To P0rnHub For Each Country (Plus Bonus US State Map)

December 12, 2014


This is a map of the average visit length to P0rnHub according to country (map of the US states after the jump). As you can see, North America, South America, and most of Europe like to zip up as quick as possible. Africa takes significantly longer (possibly slow internet speed/constantly looking over your shoulder for lions related), while China could beat off all day if it wanted to. Keep going for a map of the US states, where I learned the south likes to relax and take its time while masturbating (or possibly has trouble trying to work the internet).

Hit the jump for the US map.


Thanks to my buddy Brian, who is his own bright blue 30:00 - 45:00 dot in the middle of Maryland.

  • Bobooo

    This map actually represents internet download speeds.

  • tonicboy

    Well no, it's not. This is - And if this map correlated to that one, then the Northwest and Northeast would be much higher and the deep South would be much lower.

  • Yep... correlate this with shitty internet access and you'll probably have a much more interesting heat map.

  • Gingerbread

    Wow that time scale is pure candy! Everybody knows 9 minutes 60 seconds < 10 minutes.

  • ProphetFlume

    Favorite part is it topping out at 17 minutes. That's almost 3 and a half bags of popcorn.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Well, the Chinese like to be warmed up with a good story first. We all know that.

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