This is a map of the average visit length to P0rnHub according to country (map of the US states after the jump). As you can see, North America, South America, and most of Europe like to zip up as quick as possible. Africa takes significantly longer (possibly slow internet speed/constantly looking over your shoulder for lions related), while China could beat off all day if it wanted to. Keep going for a map of the US states, where I learned the south likes to relax and take its time while masturbating (or possibly has trouble trying to work the internet).
Hit the jump for the US map.
Thanks to my buddy Brian, who is his own bright blue 30:00 - 45:00 dot in the middle of Maryland.