Man Writes Own Obituary, Reveals Himself As Spider-Man

December 2, 2014

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This is Aaron Joseph Purmort's obituary in the Minneapolis Star Tribune. He wrote it himself before dying of a brain tumor at age 35. Damn, 35? That's entirely too young. Rest in peace, Aaron, and thanks for keeping the city safe for so long.

Thanks to Sam S and E V I L A R E S, who both plan on revealing themselves as Luke Skywalker's father in their obituaries.

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