Man Catches 12-Pound, 70-Year Old Lobster In California

December 5, 2014


And he used himself as bait! Just kidding, that only works with sharks and the Kraken.

This is the 12-pound, estimated 60-70 year old lobster caught by biologist Forrest Galante off the coast of Anacapa Island, California. Damn, could you imagine-- "Eating the tail of that thing?" What? No, I was going to say could you imagine all the mermaids this guy must have seen in his lifetime. Even if he only spotted one mermaid a year, that's still 60 - 70 mermaids. And, perhaps even more importantly (definitely more importantly), 120 - 140 mermaid titties. That's one lucky crustacean. Especially considering Forrest released him back into the wild instead of selling him to Red Lobster like me or anybody else with dollar signs for eyeballs would have done.

Keep going for several more shots and a video.





Thanks to Hub, who's just impressed to a see a 70-year old lobster that still has all its legs.

  • PINCHY! Anacapa is in my hood, man. I'm getting in the boat.

  • Cuse315

    This is the guy from Naked and Afraid who had the useless partner.

  • Joseph D'Agostino

    That's a notched (bottom right fin triangle) producing female they are illegal to keep.

  • I <3 biologists!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Oh, and probably it lost some legs during its life but they grow back after some molds.

  • MustacheHam

    I kind of want to hug a lobster now.

  • TyDurd
  • YipYap

    That's a big bastard.

  • Pwnsauce

    Where are it's claws? This lobster has clearly been in some shit. Its like seeing a 70 year old man with no hands!!!

  • dags

    Pacific lobsters don't have claws

  • Pwnsauce

    I was being facetious but thanks

  • Devon Warren

    It's Jibbers Crabst!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    He stares in your soul! The guy, not the lobster.

  • Jenness

    He does have "crazy eyes"

  • Aalok

    Esteban was eaten!

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