I Didn't Know That Was A Thing: Slinky Trick Pro In Action

December 12, 2014

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So have you guys been checking out all the videos on our sister site Hedonistica everyday? Because you should really make a habit of that. Like brushing your teeth, or putting pants on before work (casual Fridays excluded). Seen here practicing for the high school talent show of his life, a man performs some ultra impressive Slinky tricks. What I wouldn't have given to have this guy perform for me at the last rave I went to. Which, for the record, was in 2004. I was so f***ed up I sat in a puddle of water by the bounce castle for an hour and didn't even realize it. At least I hope it was water. I remember I had my fake leather pants on too. Man...those were not the days.

Keep going for the video.

  • da1nonlysage

    His hands were teleporting.

  • Fuckin' slinkies, how do they work?

  • cardstock

    He didn't even bother to take his purse off.

  • Chaz Gomez

    Too much work... I just give the local kids a box of slinkies, $20 and instructions to set them all off at the top of the shopping mall's escalators...

  • Smivey

    EVERY DAY. Two words. Please make a note of it.

  • shashi

    Future NEWS excerpt:
    ...and despite being the worlds wealthiest and most overbearing superpower, its population developed innovative new forms of non-verbal communication to express themselves as a direct response to the censorship of free speech. The practice spread quickly in the densely populated metropolises and was the primary reason attributed to the rise in people communicating through various forms of juggling and dance...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Geekologie continues its quest to prove the point: There is no human activity so meaningless or random that some skinny little Asian guy won't completely dominate to melt your face off.

  • Kevin Steiner

    WTF does his talent has to do with him being a skinny little Asian ? you sounded like a jealous loser to me. Talent are always being respected in spite of race and colors. Fuck off you racist douche bag

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL marry me?

  • Bling Nye

    So THAT's what those tweekers at the raves are seeing between their hands.......

  • ODwanKenObi

    He was doing tricks? I couldn't stop staring at his Murse.

  • Big McLargehuge

    It's not a purse. It's European!

  • Kaizer Chief

    It does make him look like a bit of a dandy though.

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

  • choo choo full steam ahead!

    IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

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