He's Perfect: Stephen Hawking Wants To Be A Bond Villain

December 2, 2014


Stephen Hawking recently expressed his interest in playing a Bond villain in an upcoming 007 movie. Obviously, he would be the most believable Bond villain to date. Hell, he might actually be a real-life supervillain for all we know.

The world-renowned physicist said his computerised voice, which he operates with a twitch of his cheek and lends him a distinctive tone, would be perfect for a 007 film.

"My idea role would be a baddie in a James Bond film. I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part," he said.

"I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part." Well he's right about that. Hey, I say go for it -- live your dream. Of course, it is going to be kind of sad watching Daniel Craig beat the shit out him at the end of the movie.

Thanks to FG and Shawn, who just want to be henchmen. Baby steps.

  • shashi
  • Harold_Finch

    Just un-plug him Bond.

  • Dinkum_Thinkum


  • kevin

    James Bond: "Dr Hawking I see we've come to a -"
    Stephen Hawking; *Shoots and kills Bond* "I was right about everything and everyone else is wrong. Fuck you."

  • That would be superb if he will be one of 007 villains. He can use his mental games to inflict danger on James Bond.

  • Darren McCoy

    Turns out only his computer is evil! Stephen had no choice but to go along.

  • Jenness

    As super villains go, it would be awesome to see him die in a spectacularly lame fashion. Like just simply getting pushed out of the chair.

  • David

    Would be interesting

  • Frédéric Purenne

    NO - MISTER - BOND *shakes head* I - EXPECT - YOU *shakes head* TO - DIE.
    *pause* *shakes head* HA - HA - HA

  • Deniz

    Well that would be an odd job...

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I like to think of it as more of a random task, but who throws a shoe... honestly?

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