Note: Wig is a wig.
Well I guess Christmas came a little early this year, because I just rolled over 15,000 articles on Geekologie. This is almost as exciting as the time I pulled over to take a picture of my Explorer's odometer when it hit 100,000 miles. God willing, I won't cause an accident this time. It's taken seven years and four months to get here, and let me tell you -- what a long, strange trip it's been. I was going to take this opportunity to write an essay about the current state of the internet, but I wound up drinking alone in the dark last night instead of gathering my thoughts. These things happen. Anyways, cheers to me, cheers to you, let's leave work early today so you can all buy me drinks -- my head still hurts. Thanks for everything.