Look At Me Go: I've Written 15,000 Geekologie Articles

December 19, 2014


Note: Wig is a wig.

Well I guess Christmas came a little early this year, because I just rolled over 15,000 articles on Geekologie. This is almost as exciting as the time I pulled over to take a picture of my Explorer's odometer when it hit 100,000 miles. God willing, I won't cause an accident this time. It's taken seven years and four months to get here, and let me tell you -- what a long, strange trip it's been. I was going to take this opportunity to write an essay about the current state of the internet, but I wound up drinking alone in the dark last night instead of gathering my thoughts. These things happen. Anyways, cheers to me, cheers to you, let's leave work early today so you can all buy me drinks -- my head still hurts. Thanks for everything.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    I tried to take a photo of my first car's odometer when it hit 100,000. My mom and I went to the county park and drove around the pool a few times till it finally turned over. I kept the photo even though it's blurry. A buddy saw us, drove up to us with his girlfriend. So that was embarrassing - telling them why mom and I were driving circles around the county pool, trying to take pictures of a dashboard. haha

  • n_a_a_s

    congrats to 15K GW, BIG UP YOURSELF!!

  • captaindash

    You are my man-crush. May all your dino dreams cum true.

  • John L

    The end of the Colbert Report may have brought me much sadness, but at least I still have Geekologie. Cheers, and thank you for all your hilarity.

  • Audrey

    You make me laugh every time I read an article.. I don't even have to like the topic but you make me laugh. There have been days where that's the only smile I've cracked. You're so, so appreciated. Thank you.

  • Deksam

    Good to finally have a face to put my imagined male voice to when reading your well written articles with perfect grammar. Thanks for your efforts as I always look forward to what new and interesting things you have posted and your unique sense of humor is always good for laughs! Keep on doing what your doing and I hope your site makes you rich. Cheers!

  • Ur #1 LurKer

    Your site is worth the hassle of "signing up" for 'disqus' to leave a comment......Anyways, NEVER STOP POSTING!!!!!

  • Thanks for making the daily grind a little easier! And thanks to E V I L A R E S who is so evil he scours the internet all day finding stuff for GW to turn into comedy gold. 15k. Holy shit, what a time to be alive.

  • Pistol Pete

    I can't protect you like this, GW.


  • nafvwby776

    You are my American Idol.

  • flaccus

    Congratulations from Munich! Better than the stuff you are posting is always your comments and notes on it. *prost*

  • Ben McAllister

    Dude you rock. I've been following Geekologie for years now - one of the few sites where I actually come to read crap instead of just gawking at it. Let me know when you are running for president of the internets - you got my vote...

  • lordpikachu


  • kevin

    GW, keep doing you.

  • backafterthis

    Wait!!! You're Tori Belleci?!?!

  • laurenonizzle

    Thank you for your years of service, GW. I fucking love you. Never stop.

  • Vlad

    You're the best friend I've never met, keep on ripping the internet a new one!

  • Bubbles

    Oh you sexy devil you. Keep on with the good work. Reader of 4 years crew checking in

  • iRawr

    Congrats and thank you most anonymous Geekologie Writer. I wish you luck for the next 15,000 articles (as long as you don't go [completely] insane before that).

  • ClintByrne

    Thank you for the 7 years. Keep it up. Also can't believe I have had a bookmark for 7 years.

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