This is the Death Star II fire pit created by an 84-year old grandfather to give to his grandkids for Christmas. The superweapon started as two propane tank ends welded together, then was cut into the Death Star II's iconic, unfinished shape from Return of the Jedi. So, are there any physicists out there? How long do you think it would take the Death Star II's superlaser to cook a s'more? Faster than a microwave? You ever cooked s'mores in the microwave before? I do it all the time, they're f***ing delicious. Man, I'm fat.
Keep going for a couple more shots, including one in daylight.
Thanks to Joanna, who agrees there's nothing more human than staring into a fire and wondering where the hell all this came from.