BRAINS: Near Life-Size Five Pound Gummi Skulls

Reminds me of the hilarious customer reviews for the Haribo Gummi Bears that cause explosive diarrhea.

http://www.amazon.com/Harib...

My friend brought the raspberry one to our Halloween party. We tore that shit up like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

is it sitting on a bed of gummy tapeworms?

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Would you like to make an hourly rate of £180/hr?? Then wonder the streets in search of loose change... I found 10p the other day and it only took me a couple of seconds to pick it up. At maximum efficiency i could pick up 30 coins a minute. That's 1800 coins an hour!! So don't delay, quit your job today and begin your exciting new life of vagrancy and loitering. Send me £20 and in exchange you will receive everything you need to kick start your new career including 15 (slightly soiled) plastic bags, a shopping trolley with a minimum of 2 working wheels and a sock full of rocks to protect your turf.

Some dude is going to use this as a sex toy guarantee it.

"Somebody is going to use X as a sex toy" This is correct for any X.

I bet someone already used real bones as sex toy.

like women don't stick anything with a handle in their cooter. hairbrushes, toothbrushes, brooms, unripe bannanas, carrots, whatever

Cooter? Really...of all the words you chose to type that. Hmm. That says a lot.

But not as much as "unripe bananas"

At least he didn't refer to it as the "boss hog" or "Rosco P Coltrane".

is going to or ALREADY HAS?