BRAINS: Near Life-Size Five Pound Gummi Skulls

December 9, 2014


These are the 5-pound gummi skulls designed and sold by Vat19 (of disgustingly large 26-pound gummi bear and python fame) and Firebox. The $40-55 skulls comes in blue raspberry, grape, and red cherry, pack over 7,000 calories, and more than enough sugar to give your children's children's grandchildren diabetes. Did you know you can buy real human skulls on eBay? Because you can, they're just expensive. Plus you're not supposed to use them for black magic or whatever, which is fine because I technically only practice brown magic anyways.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Johnny T, who allegedly turned an enemy's skull into an ashtray, and he doesn't even smoke. Wow, insult to injury!

  • Zachary Zarko

    Reminds me of the hilarious customer reviews for the Haribo Gummi Bears that cause explosive diarrhea.

  • Clampity

    My friend brought the raspberry one to our Halloween party. We tore that shit up like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

  • adsfadfs

    is it sitting on a bed of gummy tapeworms?

  • RITA S Morris

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    -> RE­A­D H­E­R­E W­H­A­T I D­O <-

  • shashi

    Would you like to make an hourly rate of £180/hr?? Then wonder the streets in search of loose change... I found 10p the other day and it only took me a couple of seconds to pick it up. At maximum efficiency i could pick up 30 coins a minute. That's 1800 coins an hour!! So don't delay, quit your job today and begin your exciting new life of vagrancy and loitering. Send me £20 and in exchange you will receive everything you need to kick start your new career including 15 (slightly soiled) plastic bags, a shopping trolley with a minimum of 2 working wheels and a sock full of rocks to protect your turf.

  • Jenness

    Some dude is going to use this as a sex toy guarantee it.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    "Somebody is going to use X as a sex toy" This is correct for any X.

    I bet someone already used real bones as sex toy.

  • Guest

    like women don't stick anything with a handle in their cooter. hairbrushes, toothbrushes, brooms, unripe bannanas, carrots, whatever

  • Jenness

    Cooter? Really...of all the words you chose to type that. Hmm. That says a lot.

    But not as much as "unripe bananas"

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