This is a short video of a tortoise flipping its upside-down friend back over while children cheer them on in the background. So, what's the ruling -- did the tortoise actually know what he was doing? I mean, it certainly SEEMED deliberate. But maybe he was just trying to start a fight. Or -- OR -- maybe the other turtle is his lover and he isn't into kinky, upside-down sex. When reached for comment about the possibility, everyone's favorite professional tortoise and turtle-liker Zombie Jonathan wasn't sure what kinky, upside-down sex is. That's probably for the best.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Christian, who wants to know how the hell that turtle ended up on its back in the first place. Some sort of super low-speed accident?