Woopsie: Girl Twerks It So Hard She Craps Her Pants

November 13, 2014

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This is a video of a Russian girl in her unusually furnished apartment (are those drapes made out of IKEA bags?) twerking it so hard she eventually shits herself. An amateur mistake, because all the ass-shaking pros know 1) You gotta learn how to control your @$$hole before your butt cheeks 2) You never twerk in white 3) You never twerk after a fast food binge 4) Always go to the restroom first 5) Snatching the camera from your friend is futile unless you actually DELETE the video 6) the next time I'm constipated I know what to do.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he willed that turd with his mind. And to Hayate, who agrees Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' would have been a lot more appropriate song choice.

  • Fate Jacket X

    still would do.

  • Joe Cassara

    What's that bizarre bird call at :10?

  • Roark

    This Dance is the SHIT - I Know Right = LAME

  • Kenny Sellers

    She is a good dancer.

  • RawTorrents

    MENTAL NOTE: TAKE A SHIT BEFORE TWERKING!

  • Adibobea9

    Out of all the content to watch in the short time I have, I chose this. It seems I am part of the problem now...

  • Jenness

    This needs to be a PSA after school special. These moves ain't cool, they're crap - literally.

  • Zed68

    Shitty dance, shitty music, shitty results.

  • skinny guy

    lol it's almost like she should've put the risk of shitting herself into consideration beforehand. i wish every girl that twerks could see this video so that they might just stop doing it. then again, it might make them start twerking MORE because think about it, they twerk to receive attention from males and damn i can't think of anything that would gain my attention more than a girl shitting herself haha

  • you can't get anymore literal than this lol

  • Holy crap!

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    isn't shitting your pants the point of twerking? stupid sluts....

  • skinny guy

    yes you are correct but the only thing is it takes many years of practicing and sharpening ones twerking skills to be able to shit themselves so effortlessly and gracefully, and you won't believe this but it's actually not even the final form either

  • RareAwesomeman

    when I twerk I always make sure im prairie dogging. it makes it feel dangerous and exciting

  • skinny guy

    lmao dude comment of the day right here

  • The_Wretched

    I suspect that accident wasn't an accident.

  • El amigo extranjero

    Are you kidding me geekologie? Seriously?

  • Jenness

    Come on, you know you want to see women who really give a shit about modern dance.

  • Matt

    seems like she found herself *puts on sunglasses* in a shitty situation

  • Jenness

    HA! Good one!

  • Josh Black
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