This is the correction that ran in an Austin newspaper after erroneously attributing the lightsabering of that taun-taun open on Hoth to Luke Skywalker. The original weather story read, "Yes, it'll be at least 20 degrees cooler today than it was Monday, but it's not slice-open-a-tauntaun-like-Luke-Skywalker-in-"The-Empire-Strikes-Back"-cold." Wow, that's embarrassing. But not to worry folks, because temperatures are going to continue to rise throughout the week, reaching the mid-to-upper sixties by Friday, pleasantly warm, but not so hot as when Jabba Fett used the Death Store to blow up Tatooine.
Thanks to Andy C, who agrees its better to have at least seen a movie before trying to reference it in a news article.