This is everyone's least favorite sea witch Ursula parodying everyone's least favorite land witch by recreating her monster ass pic from the cover of PAPER. It is the work of artist Olga Andriyenko. Good God, with an ass like that we're literally just one Ursula twerk away from a world-destroying tsunami. SCIENCE FACT: You ever found yourself with a shortness of breath? That's how you can tell Kim Kardashian just farted. I'm serious -- she kills thousands of runners a year, you can ask Bill Nye.
Thanks to Julia, who agrees the best ass shots are the ones the doctor sticks in your rump to prevent you from getting sick.