Because tomorrow is Thanksgiving, this is a short video of a pumpkin pie being laser-etched with the image of a pirate ship. Or maybe it's supposed to be one of those Pilgrim ships. *reading Youtube description* Ah, it's the Mayflower. Damn, it would have been cooler if it was a pirate ship.
Keep going for the video, then make sure to down at least a half dozen laxatives tomorrow morning to make room for the feast.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he always bakes pumpkin pies with a VERY secret ingredient. "Well, what is it?!" How the hell would I know, I just said it's a secret.