They've Got Robo-Strippers Now!: Light-Up LED Pasties

November 17, 2014


These are the light-up LED pasties available from Sasswear (link probably NSFW on account of barely covered areolas). They cost $32 a pair, are rechargeable, come in a variety of different shapes, colors and flashing patterns, and are the perfect pasties to give a strip club patron a seizure. Or mesmerize him out of all his singles. You know, I went to a strip club once with a bunch of my old college buddies for a bachelor party. "And?" I refused to pay the cover. $20, seriously? Come on, guys -- the hotel has free Cinemax, just just back and get me when you're done wasting money. KNOCK FIRST THOUGH, please don't just use your keycard.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he plans on having his nipples replaces with flamethrowers.

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