Teensy: The World's Smallest Precious Metal Chess Set

November 7, 2014


This is world's smallest gold and silver chess set, crafted by jeweler Sal Knight (and available on Etsy for $1,900). It's not the world's smallest chess set overall though, because a quick Google search told me so. Still, it is the world's smallest made out of precious metals, which is one of my favorite things to make stuff out of. Second only to the bones of my slain enemies. I've been working on building an entire bedroom set, but my girlfriend isn't into it. Are you, honey? You haven't come to terms with dating such a powerful warrior yet, have you? She thinks it's weird her panty drawer is made out of ribs and finger bones. "You do realize you were just talking to a pile of dirty clothes, right?" Shhhhh, she's sleeping.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to me, for being humble enough to admit I'm way better at checkers than chess. And I'm not even that good at checkers. Or Connect 4.

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