This is the custom Guardians of the Galaxy Groot swingset built by somebody for the upcoming reality show 'Super Fans, Super Builds'. I auditioned to be on the show, but they didn't pick me on account of not being a particularly super fan of anything, or a particularly good builder. I know -- apparently some reality shows have standards. I'm as shocked as you are.
Thanks to mark and E V I L A R E S, neither of which invited me to the park to see who could jump the furthest out of a swing. Lame, guys, I thought you two were into having fun.