Sex On Cheese And Pepperoni: The Pizza Bedding Set

November 10, 2014


Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about bedding sets. Jesus, what wrong turn did I take in life and is it too late to go back? I've got a lot of regret. You ever masturbated thinking about a bedding set before? Like I said, a lot of regret.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees somebody should make a lasagna bedding set where the comforter, sheet and fitted sheet are all different layers. Don't tell Garfield!

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