Sex On Cheese And Pepperoni: The Pizza Bedding Set

November 10, 2014

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Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about bedding sets. Jesus, what wrong turn did I take in life and is it too late to go back? I've got a lot of regret. You ever masturbated thinking about a bedding set before? Like I said, a lot of regret.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees somebody should make a lasagna bedding set where the comforter, sheet and fitted sheet are all different layers. Don't tell Garfield!

  • ciccio bomba

    Spoiler: it's actually salami, pep(p)eroni is the plural word "peppers". It's like calling "wheels" the driver's seat. Nonsense.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I think that counts as an appropriated word. I other words its wrong in italian but right in english. Weird but true. Anyway it's all just noises we blurt out of our face holes.

  • Zachary Zarko

    MODS! Somebody posted cheese pizza!

  • bluecheesedressing

    . . . or else pizza is gonna send out for you!

  • DarkWolf74

    Unf.. unf.. unf.. I'm gonna cheese...

  • Jenness

    I just think I'd wake up feeling greasy and hangovery. Or what about those poor people on Ambien who wake up and eat. Those pillows would be the first thing to go.

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