Pukey: Video Demo Of What It Will Be Like To Ride The New World's Tallest (Over 500-Feet) Roller Coaster

November 21, 2014

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This is a video animation showing what it will be like to ride the Skyscraper roller coaster at Skyplex in Orlando, Florida. The roller coaster will begin construction in 2017 (so plenty of time for the world to end in the meantime) and reach a height of over 500-feet when completed. You think puke falling from 500-feet could kill a person on the ground? "No." What if that puke had marbles in it? "Why would puke have marbles in it?" Because I like to put things in my mouth and sometimes I swallow them.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Cameron, King of all Geeks and jeffy, who can't wait to ride it. Me? I can't wait till I can 3-D print cotton candy.

  • AJ

    This needs mylar on the structure, to have riders see bewildering reflections. Remove any orientation with the support structure. Trippy!

  • TheQiwiMan

    What's going to fall out of peoples' pockets?
    All of the things.
    All of the things are going to fall out of peoples' pockets.

  • Ben

    It's nice that they think the screams will be fun and lighthearted because we all know in reality it will sound more like "WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and so on.

  • shashi

    Hmmmm, negative camber overbanked turn on the first bend at the top of the tower (see 1:21 in video). No cant see any possible pitfalls there.

  • ilikepie59

    What are you implying? I've seen rollercoasters with turns like that, in fact I've been on them.

  • shashi

    im saying rollercoasters scare me and im not above using science as an excuse to puss out "but you've got so many after-ride souvenir pictures" All photoshopped! "aah, that would explain all the bodies" DAMMIT I told you to stay out of my shed!

  • Slasha Slim

    The music represents the epic battle between myself and my urge to puke my guts out.

  • Buddy Milkshake

    Apparently The Sims got to ride this thing first.

  • MustacheHam

    The design of this ride reminds me of a familiar object with a long trunk and red threads. hmmm....hmm....ah! I got it! It looks like a candy-cane stick. :D

  • Grob

    the final boss of roller coasters

  • side effect

    Would ride!

  • Rotbelcher

    Was that video made with a new Rollercoaster Tycoon game? If so I'm picking that up the next time I'm at Big Lots.

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