This is a Viking longboat inspired conference table. That's really all the information I have except those chairs look like they suck but I would still love to sit at the head or tail of that thing yelling at the rest of my coworkers. AND WE'RE GOING TO BURN OUR COMPETITION TO THE GROUND, DO YOU HEAR ME?! WHEN WE'RE FINISHED WITH THEM THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING LEFT BUT F***ING ASHES. AND WE WILL SNORT THOSE ASHES TO ABSORB THEIR POWERS -- NOW WHO'S WITH ME?! "This was supposed to be a meeting about the new printers we're ordering." I hate you all and I want to quit.
Thanks to yellow_dot, whose email was almost lost amidst all the Halloween weekend boner pill spam I received. No I don't want to bang a ghost!