Heck Yeah, Pluto: Planets Of The Solar System Glassware

November 26, 2014

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This is the Planetary Glass Set being sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It features all nine planets of the solar system (f*** yeah, Pluto -- low-five!) and the sun. The eight "real" planet glasses are all 10-oz, the Sun is 16-oz, and Pluto is 4-oz. So, which one do you want to drink out of? Actually, I don't want to know. "Uranus." I JUST SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW. Now you're weird to me.

Keep going for a couple more shots in case you've ever wondered what's REALLY on the inside of the sun (SPOILER: orange juice!).

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Thanks to Ruby, who agrees Pluto should have been a shot glass. And they should have included Earth's moon too, and that should have also been a shot glass. But what do I know about product design? I've only won Shark Tank four seasons in a row.

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