What do you say -- sleep between my buns?
Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'll have a pillow fight. Man, this is going to be the best sleepover ever.
Thanks to TBTMH, who made a special sauce reference. Gross!