Lettuce Sleep In Peace: The Cheeseburger Bedding Set

November 25, 2014


What do you say -- sleep between my buns?

Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'll have a pillow fight. Man, this is going to be the best sleepover ever.

Thanks to TBTMH, who made a special sauce reference. Gross!

  • And you could then say the dandruff in your pillow are sesame seeds.

  • Xockszky

    Does passing out drunk on the couch with a bag of McDonald's cheeseburgers count?

  • MustacheHam

    I prefer ham-burger. ;)

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    If you ever want to avoid having sex (trust me, if having too much sex is your problem, listen to my advice. I've got an endless supply of tips that'll get you a first class ticket on the masturbation train), then this set is for you.

    However, if she sees this and stays, then you need to get her a ring. I don't care if she's just the cleaning lady and she's just doing her job at your place. Marry her.

  • WronglyRabbit

    Lettuce sleep in peace; I see what you did there. Mind blown.

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Looks like a pretty effective form of birth control.

  • Jenness

    Both this one and the pizza one look a bit greasy and gross to sleep in comfortably.

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